Typical Journal Entry of Bar-Jesus

Day 57 in Antioch (mourning): Today was very interesting! I was out preaching to the people and showing to them how I was able to pull a rabbit out of my shoe. Then, these 2 men named Saul and Barnabas entered into the city and attracted people to them with their words. I became so jealous of these 2. My heart was practically filled with rage and blood. I couldn't believe that these 2 hypocrites have stolen my crowd from me and are telling them these things that I have a strong disposition against all this!!!WHY?! WHY?!